Fred: Did I tell you the time I came face to face with a very big gorilla?
Bert: No, what happened?
Fred: Well, I stood there, without a gun..... The gorilla looked at me and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came closer and closer...
Bert: What did you do?
Fred: Oh I had enough, so I moved on to the next cage.
What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
Ans: A lier.
Bert: No, what happened?
Fred: Well, I stood there, without a gun..... The gorilla looked at me and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came closer and closer...
Bert: What did you do?
Fred: Oh I had enough, so I moved on to the next cage.
What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
Ans: A lier.
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