Jokes, Jokes and more Jokes!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.