What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Which letters are not in the alphabet?
Ans: Is that you mommy?
What did the spider do to the computer?
Ans: It made a website!Which letters are not in the alphabet?
Ans:The ones in the mail, of course!
What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?
Ans: THe teacher says spit out your gum and the train says "chew chew chew"!
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
Ans: A Post Office!
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Ans: A towel!
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