School Jokes

Dad: Khurram this time, you have to score 90% marks in your exams.
Khurram: No dad I'll just score 100% marks.
Dad: Why are you kidding?
Khurram: Well, you're the one who started it!


Teacher: "I killed a person" Now tell me this in future tense.
Student: In future tense "You will go to jail".


Teacher: Hasan, i hope I didn't see you copying Ahsan's math test.
Hasan: I hope you didn't either.


Teacher asked Ahsan: How can you prove that the earth is round?
Ahsan replied: I can't. Besides I never said it was.


Teacher: Name two days that start with "T".
Faham: Today and Tomorrow. 


Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Anas: No, he did it all by himself!


A student is sitting in an astronomy lecture in collage, when the professor mentions, " In about 15 billion years, the sun will burn out and all life on earth will cease to exist."
" Excuse me, professor, did you say 5 billion or 15 billion?"
"15 billion"
"Whew,thanks, because I was really getting worried."