Jokes Mania!!!!!!

Owner to Gardener: Go and water the plants.
Gardener: Sir, it is raining!
No excuses, you can use an umbrella.


 Teacher: Ahsan name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ahsan: Me!


Teacher:  Hasan, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Hasan: I is...
Teacher: No Hasan, always say "I am".
Hasan:All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".