Policemen Jokes

A man was in a hurry to take his eight-year old son to school. He accidently made a turn when the light was red.

"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn." the man said.

"Don't worry." the boy said. "The police car behind us did the same thing."

One day Khurram asked Hasan: So Hasan, what did you get for your birthday?

Hasan: Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside.

Khurram: OHHHHH WOWWW!!!!!!

Hasan: Yeah, I got the same exact colour tie!

What do you call a police officer that works in bed?

Ans: An undercover cop!

A boy is speeding on the road.

The police officer stops him and asks "Did you see the speed limit sign?"

The boy says "Yeah, I just didn't see you."

What's the best organized thing in our world?

Ans: Crime!