Friday 14 October 2011

Just Read These

Ahsan and Khurram were arguing over the breakfast table. 
"You're so stupid" said Ahsan. 
"That's enough" said their dad, "Ahsan, say sorry to Khurram."
Ahsan replied "I'm sorry you're so stupid!" 


How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat?
Put it in the front seat!


Sally, a teenager, had been talking on the phone for almost half an hour and then she hung up.
"Wow!" responded her father. "That was short, darling, you usually talk for 2 hours or more. What happened?"
"Oh" Sally smiled, "It was a wrong number."


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