Monday 10 October 2011

Really Funny Jokes

2 terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car.
Terrorist 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while we're fixing it?
Terrorist 2: Don't worry, I have one more.


Faham joined a new job. The first day, he worked till late evening on the computer. His boss was very happy and asked what he had done.
Faham: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: Oh god! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sohaib: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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