Thursday 20 October 2011

Funny Quotes

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord as mad as hell.


There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.


The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. 


If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.


I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.


Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die.


Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? 

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