One day a boss went to his office and finds his employee crying. He asked him the problem and the employee said "Last night my mother passed away". The boss was very sad to hear that and he told the employee to take the day off. But the employee insisted on working. The boss calmed him down and then he went away. After some time the employee started crying again. The boss came back and said "What is it now!" The employee said "I called my sister and she said her mother had passed away too." Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He shouts "My friend is dead. What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down, I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, now what?"
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