From an Airline's employee.... "Welcome aboard to Flight 286. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.
Fred and George met on Aamir Khusro Road.
"Say"said George, "I heard you and your wife are going to night school to take Spanish lessons. How cum?"
"Uh huh" answered Fred. "We went and adopted a little Mexican baby, and we want to be able to understand him when he gets old enough to talk."
Fred and George met on Aamir Khusro Road.
"Say"said George, "I heard you and your wife are going to night school to take Spanish lessons. How cum?"
"Uh huh" answered Fred. "We went and adopted a little Mexican baby, and we want to be able to understand him when he gets old enough to talk."
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