Monday 31 October 2011

Short and Funny

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
Ans: When you aim carefully.


Some people call them bribes..... I call them gifts.
Some people call it corruption...... I call it a party.


We live in a society where pizza gets delivered to your house before the police.


If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from dengue...... does that mean that one enjoys it?











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