Too Funny

A distraught mum rushed into the backyard where eight-year-old  Khurram was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker.
"What do you think you're doing?" She demanded.
"I'm entertaining the baby." explained Khurram.
"Where's the baby?" asked his mum.
"Under the bath."

Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied "it was a total trick!" I saw a sign that said TO THE MONKEYS, so I followed it and saw the monkeys. Then I saw another sign that said TO THE BEARS, so I followed that and saw the bears. But when I followed a sign that said TO THE EXIT, I found myself on the street.