Urdu Jokes

All of these jokes are in urdu. The only reason I posted them was because they are really good. 


Hasan: Yar "I am going" ka matlab kya hota hai?

Khurram: Main jaa raha hun.
Hasan: Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....... answer bata ke jaa..


Interviewer: Let me check your word Power.
Candidate: Ok Sir.
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of....... good.
Candidate: hmmmm....... Bad
Interviewer: Come.
Candidate: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Candidate: Pichilli.
Interviewer: PICHLLIIIIIIII?
Candidate: UGLYYYYYYYYY.
Interviewer: Shut up.
Candidate: Keep talking.
Interviewer: OK now stop this all.
Candidate: Now carry on this all.
Interviewer: abe.... chup ho ja....cup ho ja.....chup ho jaaa!
Candidate: abe bolta rah...... bolta rah....... bolta rahhh!
Interviewer: Areeeee yaaar!
Candiate: Areeeee dushmannn!
Interviewer: Get out.
Candidate: Come in.
Interviewer: Oh my god.
Candidate: Oh my devil.
Interviewer: You are rejected.

Candidate: I am selected...... Thank you, thank you sir.