Two kindergarten kids were talking during the lunch break.
Khurram: What is the capital of America?
Hasan: Washing D.C.
Khurram: No! 'A' is the capital of America. Have you forgotten our lessons already?
Teacher: What is more powerful than kings and queens?
Faham: Aces!
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had given him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy ran all over the nieghborhood scooping up the birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.
"Dad, the chickens got loose," The boy confessed sadly, "but I did manage to find 12 of them."
"Well you did a real good, son" the father beamed. "You left with seven."
Khurram: What is the capital of America?
Hasan: Washing D.C.
Khurram: No! 'A' is the capital of America. Have you forgotten our lessons already?
Teacher: What is more powerful than kings and queens?
Faham: Aces!
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had given him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy ran all over the nieghborhood scooping up the birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.
"Dad, the chickens got loose," The boy confessed sadly, "but I did manage to find 12 of them."
"Well you did a real good, son" the father beamed. "You left with seven."
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