Soccer Jokes

Which tea do footballers drink?
Ans: Penaltea!


Which football team loves ice cream?
Ans: Aston Vanilla!

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player. Fan: Why is that? Manager: Because every time he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him! How did the football pitch end up as a triangle? Ans: Somebody took a corner! Why are football players never asked for dinner? Ans: Because they're always dribbling!