Ha Ha Ha

 Ahsan, Hasan and Faham went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high. Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Ahsan will crack jokes.

The second 200 stories Hasan will tell a happy story and lastly Faham will tell a sad story. They then started up the steps.

After 2 hours it was Faham's turn. He turned to the others and said,"Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.   

A police recruit was asked during the exam,"What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered,
"Call for backup."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson and said,"Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."  
Watson replied,"I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said,"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson replied,"Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets. It's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said,"Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent!"