Thing you don't want to hear during a surgery

These are the Top Ten things that you Definitely don't want to hear during a surgery.  


Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.


After everything we did, I can't believe this guy is still alive.


Ah, well you win some, you lose some...


"So Hasan, did you hear the news this morning?"Yeah, something about the prices of fresh organs going up..."

A screwdriver?... This can't be right.


Jack! Jack! Come back with that! Bad Dog!


Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie.


I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.


An instruction manual would have been nice.



God performs miracles... I don't.