How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
War does not determine who is right-only who is left.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Definition of children: You spend 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at boxing.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
War does not determine who is right-only who is left.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Definition of children: You spend 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at boxing.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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