Riddles

There are one hundred fish in a pond. One drowns. How many are left?
Ans:  One hundred. Fish can't drown.


What has holes and holds water?
Ans: A sponge!


What goes up and never comes down?
Ans: Your age!


What did the blanket say to the bed?
Ans: "I've got you covered!"


A woman lived in a one story house. The walls were blue, the couch was blue, everything in the house was blue, what color was the staircase?
Ans: There wasn't a staircase, it was a one story house!


What sits in one corner yet travels around the world?
Ans: A stamp!


What belongs to you but others use it more than you?
Ans: Your name!


How do you wake up Lady GaGa?
Ans: Poker Face!


A red house is made of red bricks. A blue house is made of blue bricks. A black house is made of black bricks. A pink house is made of pink bricks, and a purple house is made of purple bricks. What is a green house made of?
Ans: Glass!


Where do fish keep their money?
Ans: In the river bank.


What's the same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Ans: Its shadow.


How can you take 1 from 19 and leave 20? 
Ans: When the numbers are expressed in roman numerals. If you take I from XIX, you are left with XX.