On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot sitting next to him. He asks the air-hostess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!"
The air-hostess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this mistake is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and shouts "And get me another whisky you idiot".
Quite upset, the girl comes back with another whisky but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such forgetfulness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".
The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"
The air-hostess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this mistake is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and shouts "And get me another whisky you idiot".Quite upset, the girl comes back with another whisky but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such forgetfulness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".
The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.
"What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy.
"What's it taste of ?" asked the cook.
"Glue!" "Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."
"What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy.
"What's it taste of ?" asked the cook.
"Glue!" "Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."
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